GREETINGS, CITIZENS OF ACMETROPOLIS!
FEAST YOUR EYES
ON THE INTERSTELLAR ORBITING SPACE CIRCUS,
THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE!
COME, MEET THE SPECTACULAR GALACTIC ODDITIES
GATHERED FORM EVERY CORNER OF THE GALAXY
FOR YOUR EYE-POPPING ENJOYMENT.
YOU'LL BE THRILLED, CHILLED,
AND ASTOUNDED.
SO RUN, DON'T WALK...
TO THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE UNIVERSE!
[CHEERING]
AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,
I GIVE YOU
THE GALACTIC ODDITIES!
AROO!
GRRR!
SQUAWK!
[GASP] [GASP]
AROO!
OHH! OHH!
AROO!
[CROWD SCREAMS]
[SQUAWKING]
[CHEERING]
[SQUAWKING, GROWLING]
THESE BIZARRE CREATURES WERE FOUND WANDERING
THE ASTRO NEBULA
OF THE LOGRANKIAN GALAXY.
AROO!
[SQUAWKING]
AROO!
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDDIES.
OTTO THE ODD
IS A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL.
[SLURPING]
[SINISTER LAUGHTER]
[CROWD GASPS]
[LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]
[CHATTERING]
THE PERFECT SPECIMEN.
HIT HIM WITH THE SONIC DNA SCRAMBLER.
HEH HEH HEH.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE CROCODILE IN THE MIX?
[BEEPING]
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
ARRGHH!
GRR...
GRR!
HON, DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
TOMMY?
ARRGGH!
WELCOME,
MY NEW GALACTIC ODDITY.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA!
IN THE YEAR 2772,
A METEOR STRIKES
THE CITY PLANET OF ACMETROPOLIS,
KNOCKING IT OFF ITS AXIS.
THIS COSMIC EVENT RELEASES SUPERNATURAL FORCES,
UNLEASHING A NEW KIND OF HERO...
THE LOONATICS.
HELLO, MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS BEAUTIES.
AROO!
TIME FOR DINNER.
[CHITTERING]
HEY! GET BACK HERE!
[CHITTERING]
[SCREECHING]
[GROWLING]
[CHITTERING] HUH?
[ROARS]
UNH! [CHITTERING]
OTTO, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?
UNH! WE NEVER SHOULD'VE MIXED HER DNA
WITH A CHAMELEON LIZARD.
THAT'S TROUBLE WITH A CAPITAL "T."
HOW DID IT GET OUT OF ITS CAGE?
I LET IT OUT.
SHE'LL LEAD THEM RIGHT TO US.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
TECH, IS THAT A NEW TOY?
MY LATEST AND PERHAPS GREATEST INVENTION,
THE GLUCO GEL 9000.
THE PLASMA ENERGY CORE
FIRES AN IMPENETRABLE GELATINOUS SUBSTANCE,
WHICH PROVIDES A SAFE AND EFFECTIVE WAY
TO TRAP ALL ENEMIES.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHERE'S ZODAVIA?
DID SOMEBODY FORGET TO PAY THE HOLOCOM BILL AGAIN?
PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE, DUCK.
WHAT ARE YOU, A FORTUNE COOKIE?
IT'S NOT LIKE HER TO STAND US UP.
YOU SURE WE GOT THE TIME RIGHT?
PUT A SOCK IN IT, GUYS.
I'M HEARING SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE.
PLEASE.
IT'S PROBABLY THE SOUND OF SLAM'S STOMACH GURGLING.
[GURGLING]
[SCREECH] AAH!
TOLD YOU SO.
[CHITTERING]
[SCREECHES]
THAT HIDEOUS BEAST IS INVADING HQ!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
I MEAN...ATTACK?
ATTACK!
WAIT A SEC, DUCK.
[GRUNTING]
[SCREECHING]
[CHITTERING]
HA!
ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE SAVED THE DAY.
DUCK, GIVE ME A BREAK.
WATCH OUT!
HAH!
HUNH.
[SCREECH] WHAT?!
I THINK IT LIKES YOU, ACE.
HEY, CHECK OUT THE COLLAR THERE, LEXI.
IT'S FROM THE SPACE CIRCUS.
WOW! A GALACTIC ODDITY.
POOR THING. IT MUST HAVE ESCAPED AND GOTTEN LOST.
EEW! DON'T TOUCH IT!
IT'S PROBABLY INFESTED
WITH INTERGALACTIC BLOOD-SUCKING FLEAS!
I SAY WE GET RID OF IT PRONTO!
[CHITTERING]
I THINK IT'S TIME
WE TAKE A TRIP TO THE BIG TOP.
LET'S JET.
MAYBE WE'LL GET FREE PASSES
TO THE INTERSTELLAR ORBITING SPACE CIRCUS
FOR DOING A GOOD DEED
RETURNING THE GALACTIC ODDITY TO ITS HOME.
OH, YES! THAT'LL BE SO COOL.
I LOVE THE CIRCUS.
THERE'S SO MUCH GOOD STUFF TO EAT.
CANDY AND POPCORN AND DELICIOUS TAFFY.
AND IT BETTER BE TOTALLY SWEET, SWEET, SWEET.
HEY, ZIP IT, LIZARD LIPS.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
YOU'RE FREE TO GO, LITTLE ONE.
YOU HEARD HIM, CHIMPZILLA.
SHOO! SCRAM. BUZZ OFF.
[CHITTERING]
[SCREECHING]
I THINK SHE WANTS US TO FOLLOW HER.
[SNIFFING]
SOMETHING IN THIS PLACE SMELLS FISHY.
OH, THAT WOULD BE YOU.
[CHITTERING]
SECURITY, GO AND RETRIEVE OUR NEW STARS.
[ROAR]
[CHITTERING]
MAYBE THESE GUYS CAN HELP.
WE HAVE YOUR LOST FRIEND.
CAN WE GET FREE PASSES TO THE CIRCUS?
THAT'D BE TOTALLY SWEET, SWEET, SWEET.
BUT FIRST, TAKE BACK YOUR FUZZY LIZARD THING
BEFORE WE ALL CATCH MONKEY FLU.
GRRR!
AAH!
OHH!
AHH!
HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
OK, NOW YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT.
EAT EGG, WISE GUY!
HYAH!
[GASP]
HYAH!
AND IN THE CENTER RING...
I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS MOMENT.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
WHAT, NO CLOWNS?
NOPE. NOT EVEN A DANCING BEAR.
FASCINATIN'.
TECH, CHECK OUT THE HARDWARE.
HOW'S THE HACKIN', TECH?
GENETIC MANIPULATION CODES.
HUMAN MIXED WITH EVERY ANIMAL
ON THE ZOOLOGICAL SPECTRUM.
IT'S AN EXPERIMENTATION LOG.
A MOST DISTURBING ONE.
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.
THESE FREAKS ARE HUMAN?
[ALARM RINGING]
WATCH OUT! IT'S A TRAP!
UNH! UNH!
[GRUNTING]
THESE CYLINDERS MUST HAVE BEEN DESIGNED
TO WITHSTAND OUR INDIVIDUAL POWERS.
BRILLIANT OBSERVATION.
THEY DON'T CALL YOU EGGHEAD FOR NOTHING.
THAT'S DR. EGGHEAD TO YOU.
AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME, FANCY PANTS?
THEY CALL ME THE RINGMASTER.
DOESN'T RING A BELL.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIRE A PUBLICIST.
I AM THE GREATEST SHOWMAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
AND YOU, MY FRIENDS,
ARE ABOUT TO BECOME MY NEW OPENING ACT.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
[VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECTS]
HEY, RINGO, WHAT'S WITH THE CARNIE CONTRAPTION?
I'M ALWAYS TRYING TO IMPROVE MY BIG TOP,
SO I HAD THIS DEVICE BUILT
TO ACCOMMODATE YOUR UNIQUE GENETIC MAKEUP.
IT WILL MANIPULATE YOUR SUPER-POWER DNA
AND TRANSFORM YOU INTO MONSTROUS HYBRIDS
UNDER MY CONTROL.
[MUTTERING]
UGH, I'M WITH YA, SLAM.
I'M NOT CLINICALLY INSANE.
I'M A MASTER PERFORMER.
BY THE WAY, THIS IS GOING TO HURT.
A LOT.
OTTO, PROCEED.
[ALL SCREAMING]
TECH, YOUR GLUCO GEL THINGY.
HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
OTTO! OTTO, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
HE'S GUMMING UP THE MACHINE.
AAH!
UNH! OOH.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
HUNH? HUNH?
WHAT?
[COUGHING]
YOU WRECKED MY SONIC DNA SCRAMBLER,
SPOILED MY MAIN ATTRACTION,
AND I'M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK I CHIPPED A TOOTH.
FOR THAT YOU WILL PAY DEARLY.
ACE, GIVE HIM A LASER BLAST.
HUH? OHH!
SLAM, GIVE HIM A TORNADO PUNCH!
GRRR!
HUH?
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GET IN THE CENTER RING NOW.
ATTENTION, GALACTIC ODDITIES,
ROUND THEM UP!
ALL OF THEM!
UH-OH. I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS SUNNYSIDE UP.
[ROAR]
HEH HEH, GUESS NOT.
THIS...IS...
TOTALLY RIDICULOUS!
EXCUSE ME.
AAH!
MY POWERS ARE NOT RIDICULOUS.
AAH!
UH-OH.
UH! AAH!
WHOA! OHH! AAH!
WHOA!
EEH! YEOW!
REV.
REV, PAL, BUDDY, SPEAK TO ME.
HE'S GONE.
AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I'M SORRY FOR CALLING YOU
A DISGRACE TO THE BIRD COMMUNITY.
I'M SORRY FOR STEALING COOKIES
FROM YOUR SECRET STASH.
SO YOU'RE THE ONE! I ALWAYS SUSPECTED
IT MIGHT BE YOU, BUT HOW COULD I JUST COME OUT
AND ACCUSE YOU WITHOUT ANY PROOF?
MAN, IT'S BEEN BUGGIN' ME FOR MONTHS!
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SURPRISED, REALLY.
DUCK, IF I HAD TO PICK ONE TEAMMATE
WHO WOULD STOOP SO LOW...
I LIKED YOU BETTER
WHEN YOU WERE A SMOLDERING HUSK.
[SQUAWK] AAAH!
NO FAIR HITTING...OW!
YUHH!
NOW I'M QUACKIN' MAD.
TASTE THE WRATH OF MY LASER VISION!
NYAA!
HA HA!
HEE HEE! UH-OH!
OH! AHH!
NO! AAH! HELP!
I CAN'T CONTROL IT!
YAH! DUCK, CLOSE YOUR EYES!
EEH!
WE CAN'T KEEP THIS UP.
AND THIS PEPE LE PEW LOOK DEFINITELY IS NOT ME.
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS,
BUT HAUL TAIL!
WHERE?! WHICH WAY?!
YIKES!
YAHH!
[SNARLING]
WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE, TECH?
MY GLUCO GEL 9000 DESTROYED THE DNA SCRAMBLER.
BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH.
I MEAN, LOOK AT US!
IT ALSO MIXED UP OUR GENETIC CODES,
WHICH EXPLAINS...
WHY WE'VE SWITCHED POWERS.
[CHITTERING]
HEY, MONKEY FACE!
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
HYAH! HYAH! HUNH!
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
[GRUNTING]
WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THIS.
[GROWLING]
[ALL GASP]
[ROARING]
OHH!
YOU HAD TO SAY IT, DIDN'T YOU?
ARRGHH!
ACE, WHAT'S THE PLAN?
WHO'S GOT SLAM'S POWER?
OOH, HEY! THAT WOULD BE ME.
I AM SO GROSSED OUT.
THAT GORILLA SNAKE LICKED ME!
YECCH!
I'M GONNA NEED A HOT BATH QUICK!
I LIKE SLIME.
WE NEED A PLAN AND FAST.
I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS.
ALL RIGHT. THE WAY I SEE IT,
WE GOT TO SOMEHOW REBUILD
THE RINGMASTER'S SONIC DNA SCRAMBLER
AND REVERSE THE TRANSFORMATION.
YOU UP TO IT?
NORMALLY IT WOULD TAKE ME AT LEAST 2 DAYS TO RECONSTRUCT
A MACHINE OF THAT MAGNITUDE,
BUT WITH REV'S SUPER SPEED, I NEED, SAY, OH...
5 MINUTES?
OK, THEN. MAKE IT 4 1/2.
GRRR!
ACE, THOSE HYBRID CREATURES HAVE AMAZING HEARING.
WE DON'T WANT TO GET THEIR ATTENTION.
UH-OH.
GO, TECH. WE'LL COVER FOR YOU.
GOLLY...
SLAM, CONCENTRATE.
PRETEND HE STOLE YOUR LUNCH
AND BRAIN BLAST HIM!
ARRGGHH!
THAT'S IT.
WE CAN BEAT THESE GUYS IF WE WORK TOGETHER.
[ROAR]
GIVE IT UP.
YOU!
TOO SLOW.
MISSED ME.
TRY AND GET...AAH!
MY TURN.
AAH! OOH!
THAT'S FOR CALLING ME EGGHEAD.
NIGHTY-NIGHT. LIGHTS OUT. SWEET DREAMS. SEE YA.
EEK!
ACK!
MY BEAUTIES!
HUH. RECONSTRUCTED IN 4 MINUTES FLAT.
THE GENETIC DESCRAMBLER READY TO RESCRAMBLE.
AROO!
[ROARING]
[CHITTERING]
[SCREECHING]
I'M BACK. HELLO, DUCK.
[GASP]
YOU MEAN, ALL ALONG,
THAT LITTLE MONKEY THING WAS, UH...
UH...HEH HEH.
YOU NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
WE NEED TO TALK.
[GULP] SORRY, LOVE TO CHAT,
BUT GOTTA GO STOP RINGMASTER.
UH..EH...AAH!
[GASP]
AND THAT'S A WRAP, CIRCUS BOY.
THE SHOW IS OVER.
NO. ACTUALLY THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
BUT WE HAVE ONE LAST SURPRISE.
FEAST YOUR EYES ON OUR MAIN ATTRACTION!
NO! NO!
AAAHH-H-H-H-H!
RINGMASTER'S ONLY THE FACE OF THIS CIRCUS.
I'M THE REAL BRAINS UNDER THE BIG TOP.
HE WORKS FOR ME!
ATTACK!
[ROAR]
[GASP]
AAH! NO. HOW COULD I LET THIS HAPPEN?
I CONTROL THIS CIRCUS.
SILLY MONSTER,
YOUR TENTACLES ARE NO MATCH FOR...
DANGER DUCK!
AAH!
ON YOUR FIST IS THE CONTENDER.
[ROAR]
[CRUNCH]
[ROAR]
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
WHOOP.
OH, CURSES!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
ARRGGH!
OK, NOW I'M GETTING ANNOYED.
SOUND WAVES TRIGGER THE DNA TRANSFORMATIONS.
WE NEED TO CREATE A SONIC BOOM.
SONIC BOOM, HUH?
YO, SLAM, TWIST AND SHOUT!
OK, REV, YOUR TURN.
NOW, HIT IT HARD!
AAH!
OK, BACK OFF, LOONATICS!
THE SONIC VIBRATIONS
COULD KNOCK THE BIG TOP OUT OF THE SKY!
[ALARM BLARING]
[EXPLOSIONS]
AAH!
AAH! OOH!
[BABBLING]
UH-OH!
THE SPACE CIRCUS JUST RAN OUT OF SPACE.
All: AAH!
OW.
UNH!
GUYS, SHORTY'S ON THE RUN!
AAH!
[GRUNTS]
THAT WAS A LUCKY SHOT, TECH.
TRUE GENIUS IS NEVER APPRECIATED.
STAY CALM, BOYS AND GIRLS.
THE ACME RESCUE UNIT IS HERE TO TAKE YOU HOME.
THE RINGMASTER AND OTTO ARE BOTH IN CUSTODY,
AND ALL THE HUMANS WHO WERE TURNED INTO GALACTIC ODDITIES
HAVE BEEN REUNITED WITH THEIR FAMILIES.
ONCE AGAIN, ACMETROPOLIS IS IN YOUR DEBT.
EXCELLENT WORK, AS ALWAYS.
UH, ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT TO SAY, BOSS?
NOTHING AT THE MOMENT, ACE.
HMM.
ANYBODY HERE
WHO YOU MIGHT WANT TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH?
I DON'T BELIEVE SO.
ZODAVIA OUT.
IS SHE GONE?
YES, DUCK, SHE'S GONE.
YOU CAN RELAX NOW.
WHEW! I THOUGHT FOR SURE I'D GET BUSTED
FOR RAGGING ON HER
WHEN SHE WAS THAT DISGUSTING MONKEY THING.
EEW! EEE! ACK!
I GUESS THIS FINALLY PROVES
THAT ZODAVIA REALLY DOES LIKE ME BEST.
OH, I DID FORGET ONE THING.
DUCK, WE NEED TO TALK.
ALONE.
NOW.
HA HA HA HA!
BUSTED.
[SQUEAKS]
HELP.